Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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