Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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