Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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