worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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