This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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