The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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