I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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