bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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