just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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