Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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