I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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