I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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