He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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