First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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