Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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