why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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