Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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