My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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