grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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