And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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