Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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