Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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