real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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