Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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