Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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