was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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