If i come over, it means nothing
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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