This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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