i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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