I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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