So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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