he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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