Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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