Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
there is glitter all over my balls
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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