Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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