my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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