Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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