thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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