That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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