hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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