You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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