Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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