I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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