so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She announced her abortion via fbk
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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