Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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