those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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