On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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