I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
