i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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