eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
