Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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