i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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