apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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