So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Nicole vs. Life
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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