please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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