what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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