quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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