He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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