Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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